WHEN MY ALARM GOES OFF IN THE MORNING

erikitachiquita:

howdoiputthisgently:

I cannot stress how accurate this is..

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dicksquint:

OUT THE BACK DOOR gosh darn BUT I LOVE HER ANY WAY

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just-call-me-vendetta:

babiegyrle:

losrachetss:

kingmuthaphuckinbasquiat:

thaunderground:

sizvideos:

Video

I’ve never used the word “exasperating” in my vocab ever.

Lmaoooo he said “buy me some earplugs too”

He is too grown lmao 😂😂

Lololol this was hilarious

He was serious too!

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bae: mmm yeah fuck me baby
me: put a quarter in the swear jar
frenchinhalechanelxoxo:

samkidanuengirl:

bleeding-art:

stratfordk1d:

facts

Seriously.

dead ass


True
queeninadream:

mortemobire!!!

darthmoonmoon:

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brunette-nymphette:

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femluxe:

plunge-clunge:

onheradventure:

hannaoliviaway:

almost five years of lovin. And now he sings and plays ukelele songs like “you are my sunshine” for our tiny babe & talks to him/her through my belly button. I’m so sappy and grateful and full-hearted tonight.

ahhhh. sweet sweet love. this is making my heart so happy

My eyes have formed happy tears of joy! 

oh mannnn

Can I have this

Crying

What I want

is this real life

Want

this is everything i want in life :c

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literallysame:

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

I’ve reblogged this with like 3 different added captions and they all get me every time

literallysame:

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

I’ve reblogged this with like 3 different added captions and they all get me every time

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slugly:

my ‘sleeping in’ is waking up at 9am now and that is just pathetic

Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.

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ifthisislovebabyiwantout:

Confused little baby

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hobolunchbox:

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